Dad jokes about animals

Cows, crabs, kangaroos and one deer with no eyes. The animal kingdom takes more punishment here than anywhere else on the site.

1. Dad joke #3 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
2. Dad joke #12 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
3. Dad joke #13 I asked my dog what two minus two is. He said nothing.
4. Dad joke #17 Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
5. Dad joke #22 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
6. Dad joke #27 What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
7. Dad joke #31 Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs.
8. Dad joke #42 Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? They were watch dogs.
9. Dad joke #50 My son asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't know it could.
10. Dad joke #51 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
11. Dad joke #52 Why don't crabs give to charity? They're shellfish.
12. Dad joke #58 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
13. Dad joke #64 What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.
14. Dad joke #66 What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
15. Dad joke #72 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison.
16. Dad joke #76 What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
17. Dad joke #77 Where do sheep go for a haircut? The baa-baa shop.
18. Dad joke #80 What do you call an alligator in a waistcoat? An investigator.
19. Dad joke #84 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
20. Dad joke #88 What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
21. Dad joke #92 Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? It was well armed.
22. Dad joke #96 Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.
23. Dad joke #97 What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken.