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The funniest dad jokes, on the record.

One takes the stand every day — the same one for everyone, no sign-up. Read it, groan, and stamp it if it lands.

Dad joke #48

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

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All 99 of them are filed by what they are about, or you can read the whole list in order.

  1. 23 jokes Dad jokes about animals Cows, crabs, kangaroos and one deer with no eyes. The animal kingdom takes more punishment here than anywhere else on the site.
  2. 21 jokes Classic dad jokes The ones you already know. Told at barbecues since long before anyone thought to write them down, and still landing.
  3. 17 jokes Dad jokes about food Cheese, seafood, doughnuts and a restaurant with no atmosphere. Best read hungry, and never read out during a meal.
  4. 8 jokes Dad jokes about dads The ones where the dad is the punchline rather than the person telling it. Shoes get put on, ice gets fallen through.
  5. 8 jokes Dad jokes about the house Stairs, walls, roofs and the rooms behind them. Nothing in an ordinary house is safe from an ordinary pun.
  6. 7 jokes Dad jokes about work Factories, promotions, and getting fired from the orange juice place for lack of concentration. Safe to read at your desk.
  7. 4 jokes Dad jokes for kids The gentlest ones on the site. Dinosaurs, playgrounds and a ticklish octopus — built for the back seat on a long drive.
  8. 4 jokes Maths dad jokes Sums, numbers and a dog who cannot do either. Zero has something to say about what the eight is wearing.
  9. 4 jokes Dad jokes about school Homework, pencils and a clock sent out of class for tocking too much. Sympathy for anyone still doing any of it.
  10. 4 jokes Dad jokes about sport Golf trousers, football finances and a nervous javelin thrower. No knowledge of the offside rule is required.