Classic dad jokes

The ones you already know. Told at barbecues since long before anyone thought to write them down, and still landing.

1. Dad joke #5 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
2. Dad joke #7 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
3. Dad joke #14 Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
4. Dad joke #15 I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
5. Dad joke #16 What's brown and sticky? A stick.
6. Dad joke #18 What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
7. Dad joke #23 What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
8. Dad joke #24 Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
9. Dad joke #25 How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
10. Dad joke #32 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
11. Dad joke #37 I'm worried about the calendar. Its days are numbered.
12. Dad joke #47 What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
13. Dad joke #49 What has four wheels and flies? A bin lorry.
14. Dad joke #57 Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of trousers.
15. Dad joke #58 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
16. Dad joke #67 Dad, I'm hungry. Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
17. Dad joke #68 What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
18. Dad joke #71 Why did the mushroom get invited to every party? He was a fungi.
19. Dad joke #85 How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
20. Dad joke #87 Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
21. Dad joke #93 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.