funniest.dad

Dad jokes about dads

The ones where the dad is the punchline rather than the person telling it. Shoes get put on, ice gets fallen through.

  1. Dad joke #4 I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
  2. Dad joke #36 Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
  3. Dad joke #50 My son asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't know it could.
  4. Dad joke #62 What do you call a dad who has fallen through the ice? A pop-sicle.
  5. Dad joke #67 Dad, I'm hungry. Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
  6. Dad joke #70 I told my son I'd build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen his face when I drove pasta.
  7. Dad joke #72 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison.
  8. Dad joke #99 Why can't your hand be twelve inches long? Never mind, that's the nose one again.