Dad jokes about food

Cheese, seafood, doughnuts and a restaurant with no atmosphere. Best read hungry, and never read out during a meal.

1. Dad joke #1 Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
2. Dad joke #7 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
3. Dad joke #8 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
4. Dad joke #15 I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
5. Dad joke #21 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. Dad joke #32 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
7. Dad joke #38 Where do fruit go on holiday? Pear-is.
8. Dad joke #39 Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
9. Dad joke #40 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
10. Dad joke #54 What's a vampire's favourite fruit? A neck-tarine.
11. Dad joke #56 I got fired from the orange juice factory. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
12. Dad joke #69 Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
13. Dad joke #70 I told my son I'd build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen his face when I drove pasta.
14. Dad joke #71 Why did the mushroom get invited to every party? He was a fungi.
15. Dad joke #78 Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
16. Dad joke #93 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
17. Dad joke #98 Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the hole thing.