Dad jokes for kids

The gentlest ones on the site. Dinosaurs, playgrounds and a ticklish octopus — built for the back seat on a long drive.

1. Dad joke #27 What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
2. Dad joke #36 Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
3. Dad joke #45 Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
4. Dad joke #51 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.