Dad jokes about sport

Golf trousers, football finances and a nervous javelin thrower. No knowledge of the offside rule is required.

1. Dad joke #35 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.
2. Dad joke #81 Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
3. Dad joke #83 Why did the stadium get so hot after the match? All the fans left.
4. Dad joke #91 What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.