Dad jokes about the house

Stairs, walls, roofs and the rooms behind them. Nothing in an ordinary house is safe from an ordinary pun.

1. Dad joke #19 I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
2. Dad joke #29 What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
3. Dad joke #34 What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
4. Dad joke #53 I told a joke about a roof once. It went over everyone's head.
5. Dad joke #55 Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
6. Dad joke #60 What's a skeleton's least favourite room? The living room.
7. Dad joke #75 I've started sleeping in the fireplace. Now I sleep like a log.
8. Dad joke #82 Why was the broom late? It over-swept.